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Ask Nafoom: Neighbors who still have Xmas lights up...

Clever comments to urge the neighbor to take down his lights?

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Re: Ask Nafoom: Neighbors who still have Xmas lights up...

for the grinch livin' next to me who's shittin' all over my Christmas spirit

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"So I asked Santa for a bump in property value this past Xmas.  Thanks for fucking that up you obtuse, lazy prick."

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You probably give coal at Christmas, too.

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find your subdivision covenants and restrictions/HOA. If you don't want to go that route try "do you plan to leave your Christmas lights up all year?". If they are rude offer to help take them down....

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#1) Load up your sprayer with round-up.  Slip into his front yard one night at about 2 am.  Spray the words "Merry Christmas" across his yard in big letters.  See if he has the same Christmas spirit...

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If not, mind your own damn business.

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Re: Ask Nafoom: Neighbors who still have Xmas lights up...

Maybe now they are Valentines lights, and next month they'll be St. Paddys day lights. I'll gladly trade you a neighbor with old Christmas lights for the yappy dogs the hoarder behind me has.

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and she also had tons of pets. Long story short someone noticed a foul smell coming from her house and somehow the police became involved. When the police went inside they found dozens of animals all...

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Of course if they have security cameras you're screwed.

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Step 1: Check front of anatomy to see if there are testicles hanging somewhere around the lower 3/5 of you* *No? Skip Steps 2-3 and continue on to #special subsection DD: Step 2: Put on a shirt, set...

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My neighbor has a Recreational Vehicle that sits in his driveway which I have never given two shits about because its not visible really unless you're on the side of my house.  It IS visible when...

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Even if your HOA doesn't have protective Covenants to prevent parking an RV in the Front, a City/County ordinance may do so.  It's even better that way...Code Enforcement enforces their rules and no...

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really important shit I should be doing instead. Well done.

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for the entire neighborhood. She once rang my doorbell at 7:00am on a Saturday morning to tell me that my bougainvillea was hanging over the wall next to the sidewalk and was hitting her in the face...

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I believe you just might be able to save East Bound and Down.

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